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We forsee that those who wear these fortune teller socks will find fortune, riches, fame, and pizza, probably.

You will obtain psy-kick powers - the ability to mentally kick your enemies in the face while wearing your awesome new socks.

Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex


Our socks do not contain polyester (which is awful for the environment)

DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area

Adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.

High Thread Count

Like fancy sheets for your feets

Greater levels of details

40 Gram Socks with Smoooooth Seams

Sewn to be better than your average sock - not paper thin

Provide breathe-ability for year round wear

No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area


Hell yeah, stripes.

One Size Fits Most Humans Adult Sizes 5-13

Fortune Teller Socks

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